Alpine Falls Ranch

Superior, Montana
Real Housewives of
Orange County
season
17
| episode(s)
4-6
It must be said, the Orange County ladies are much more game for Montana than the New York cast was. They rode the bull! Well, except for Shannon, but she has a bony vagina and that’s a medical excuse. They ate outside without throwing a fit! Heather Dubrow shoveled poop!

There were revelations: Taylor Armstrong is bisexual. Jenn (no last name, she’s between husbands) and Gina were both flight attendants. Oh, and Tamra has been making fun of Heather’s IMDB.

That dust-up is soon forgotten though, so everyone can focus on a more important issue: Gina finds it triggering that Jenn might have cheated on her husband with her new boyfriend Ryan, a man who is to infidelity what Tom Brady is to football (one of the best to ever do it and he will never retire).

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